Unbelievable! The ice that students were promissed on Wensday missed Kalamazoo and went northward! Many, many students are now being marked down on the homework they expected to have a snow day to complete! This is Joe Shmo from News Flash.
Fantastic! The Galesburg school district is having a Snowcoming dance this Friday (I'm not going though, I don't do dances). Here's a random student telling us their feelings about Snowcoming: Snowcoming is like, totally going to be lit fam.